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Friday, September 18, 2020

PHYSICIANS LAWS

Roentgen’s law​: 

The length of a radiologist’s report is inversely proportional to the certainty of his diagnosis.


 Machiavelli’s law​:

A patient /relative who say in his first visit that he has full faith in you has already consulted at least three other doctors for his problem.


Cochrane’s Aphorism​:

Before ordering a test decide what you will do if it is 

a) Positive 

or 

b) Negative. 

If both answers are the same don’t do the test.


Indoor anachronism​: - 

Patients who need to be admitted the most always refuse to get admitted. Those who can be sent home want to stay on.


Saddam’s law​ in Medicine -  

The arrogance of a patient’s relative is inversely proportional to his ability and wilingness to pay hospital bill.

Murphy’s Law:-

If any thing can go wrong it will.


Gattuso’s extension of Murphy’s Law​:

Nothing is ever so bad that it can’t get worse.


Adam’s Law​:

Fractures used to heal even when there were no orthopaedic surgeons.


Placebo rules​:

Placebo’s work only if they are expensive.

Placebo’s sometimes work better than real drugs. 


A sympathetic physician is often the best placebo.



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