PAKISTAN GENERAL

The Pakistan Army recently found it had too many Generals, and offered them an early retirement with bonus in USD.

 They said any General who retired now, his payment $12,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of his body.

 The Generals can select any of his body points. 

The first man, an Air marshal, asked to measure from his head to the tip of his toes. 

Six feet. 

He walked out with a cheque of $720,000!

The second man, an Naval admiral, asked to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 

Eight feet. 

He walked out with a cheque for $960,000!!* 

When the third general, a grizzled old Ranger, was asked where to measure.

 He said "From the tip of my penis to my testicles."*

The pension man suggested, that the grizzle Ranger should reconsider. As, the previous two Generals, who came before him had received, good money, because of their distance in body parts.

The grizzle Ranger still insisted.

 So, the pension man got a medical officer to do the measuring. 

The medical officer asked the Ranger to drop his pants. 

The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the Ranger's penis and began to measure. 

"My God!" The medical officer said. "Where are your testicles?" 

The Ranger replied,

"In Kargil."

And thats how, Pakistan became Bankrupt.