WISDOM & ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE

 The Arrogance of Old Age

 

During the summer a senior citizen bought two six packs of beer that was on sale and placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

 

He stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde, was filling up her car at the next pump.

 

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

 

She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on his passenger window.

 

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, “I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow, would you be interested in trading  sex for beer?"

 

Our friend thought for a few seconds and asked, “What kind of beer you got?"

 

“THAT IS The WISDOM & ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE”

MEDICAL PROFESSION

This is copied from one one of my patient's posts. Totally apt for the medical profession of today.

Hence, sharing.

A customer asked me how much for 2 days wedding photography package 

𝗠𝗲: Rs 60,000 approximately ($800) 

𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: Why is it too expensive? all i need is an album and a video

𝗠𝗲: How much do you think it would cost you?

𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: Rs 7500/- ($100) maximum... It's just easy, right?! all you have to do is take  some pictures .

𝗠𝗲: hmm okay, maybe you can do it yourself.

𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: but I don't know how...

𝗠𝗲: For Rs 7500  ($100) I'll teach you, with that, you can save Rs 52000 approximately ($700) You'll get the knowledge that you'll need. 

𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: Okay, I'm fine with that. 

𝗠𝗲: But to get started: We need some things first:

a professional DSLR ( 180000) ($2400) 

DSLR lens  ( 120000 ) ($1600)

light setup ( 30000 +) ($400)

other camera accessories ( 15000 ) ($200)

𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: Oh my. But I don't have all these photography equipments . Do I need to buy all of that? I just only need 1 wedding album n a video 

𝗠𝗲: ohh!! sorry i totally forgot about videography equipments .. those things will cost you extra 

𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿: Really? what?...

When you pay for a job, you pay not only for the work materials, but also:

- Knowledge

- Experience

- Study

- Tools

- Services

- Time to go

- punctuality

- Accountability

- Accuracy

- Guaranteed

- Sacrifices

- Safety and security

No one can denigrate other people's work by judging prices.

Only by knowing all the elements necessary for the production of a certain work can you estimate the actual cost.

EXCELLENT MESSAGE

A bus full of passengers was traveling while. suddenly the weather changed and there was a huge downpour and lightening all around.

They could see that the lightening would appear to come towards the bus and then go elsewhere.

After 2 or 3 horrible instances of being saved from lightening, the driver stopped the bus about fifty feet away from a tree and said -

"We have somebody in the bus whose death is a certainty today."

Because of that person everybody else will also get killed today.

Now listen carefully what I am saying ..

I want each person to come out of bus one by one and touch the tree trunk and come back.

Whom so ever death is certain will get caught up by the lightening and will die & everybody else will be saved".

They had to force the 1st person to go and touch the tree and come back.

He reluctantly got down from the bus and went and touched the tree.

His heart leaped with joy when nothing happened and he was still alive.

This continued for rest of the passengers who were all relieved when they touched the tree and nothing happened.

When the last passenger's turn came, everybody looked at him with accusing eyes.

That passenger was very afraid and reluctant since he was the only one left.

Everybody forced him to get down and go and touch the tree.

With a 100% fear of death in mind, the last passenger walked to the tree and touched it.

There was a huge sound of thunder and the lightening came down and hit the bus - yes the lightening hit the bus, and killed each and every passenger inside the bus.

It was because of the presence of this last passenger that, earlier,the entire bus was safe and the lightening could not strike the bus.

LIFE LEARNING from this..

At times, we try to take credit for our present achievements, but this could also be because of a person right next to us.

Look around you - Probably someone is there around you, in the form of Your Parents, Your Spouse, Your Children, Your Siblings, Your friends, etc, who are saving you from harm..!

Think About it..

You will surely find that Person..!!

Beautiful Lines 

    

    ''Alone I can 'Say' but 

    together we can 'talk'.

 

    'Alone I can 'Enjoy' but 

     together we can 

    'Celebrate'. 

    

    'Alone I can 'Smile' but 

    together we can 'Laugh'.

    That's the BEAUTY of 

    Human Relations. 

    We are nothing without 

    each other.... !!!