1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How did you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: ; It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking...
I ran up to the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
Kept this up until I'd looked everywhere. And finally, I got so exhausted that I just died after collapsing with a heart attack.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
PRICELESS..!!!!
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