ASTROLOGY

Astrologer :  Your name is Jani 

Jani : Yes guruji 

Astrologer : Your husband’s name is Janu 

Jani : (with folded hands) yes yes guruji 

Astrologer: Your husband is 45 years old?

Jani : (now really excited) yes yes yes guruji 

Astrologer: You have one son and one daughter 

Jani : Amazingly perfect guruji .. perfect 

Astrologer: Your son is 15 years old and his name is kittu. Your daughter is 12 years old and her name is kitti. 

Jani : Oh my god .. let me bow down. You are amazing. Everything perfectly correct. 

Astrologer: Yesterday you purchased 25 kgs of wheat ..

Jani : (tears rolling down) oh my lord. You are God incarnate. 

Astrologer: Ok that is enough for today. You are getting emotional . Just deposit Rs 1000/- in the donation box. Come next Thursday. And next time please come with your horoscope not your ration card please.